1 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:07,700 Well, Mrs. Woodstone, good to see you. 2 00:00:07,700 --> 00:00:09,050 How was your trip to Michigan? 3 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:12,310 Well, we lost a coachman to fever in Ohio, 4 00:00:12,310 --> 00:00:13,530 but still made good time. 5 00:00:13,530 --> 00:00:15,050 We arrived in under two months. 6 00:00:15,050 --> 00:00:16,360 What route did you take? 7 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:18,320 I've heard good things about The Road. 8 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:19,880 Enough small talk, George. 9 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:21,280 Where is my husband? 10 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:22,580 You're his lawyer, 11 00:00:22,580 --> 00:00:23,840 you must know where he absconded to, 12 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,320 and what floozy he took with him. 13 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:27,020 Unfortunately, I know not where he went. 14 00:00:27,020 --> 00:00:30,720 Well, his absence has left me a social pariah. 15 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,550 Apparently, Mamie Fish has been going around telling people 16 00:00:33,550 --> 00:00:35,730 I don't have the ankles to keep a man. 17 00:00:35,730 --> 00:00:37,950 In any case, Elias has left behind 18 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:39,990 no small amount of legal trouble. 19 00:00:39,990 --> 00:00:42,040 - Legal trouble? Like what? - Well, there's the matter 20 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,390 of children working - in your factories. - What about it? 21 00:00:44,390 --> 00:00:46,740 We're the largest employer of children in six counties. 22 00:00:46,740 --> 00:00:49,040 - We're doing our part, George. - That's the problem. 23 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:51,390 People don't want children working anymore. 24 00:00:51,390 --> 00:00:53,440 In fact, they want them in school now. 25 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:54,750 During their most productive years? 26 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:56,090 When their tiny fingers are 27 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:58,050 still small enough to fit into the crevices 28 00:00:58,050 --> 00:01:00,140 - of the machinery? - I am on your side. 29 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:01,970 But new laws have been passed 30 00:01:01,970 --> 00:01:04,230 and Elias has been ignoring those laws. 31 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:05,930 - Ugh. - In his absence, 32 00:01:05,930 --> 00:01:08,850 his legal troubles fall squarely upon your shoulders. 33 00:01:08,850 --> 00:01:09,850 What? 34 00:01:09,850 --> 00:01:10,760 If convicted, 35 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,500 they will seize your assets. 36 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,770 They'll take your money, your homes... 37 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:16,550 You will be left with nothing. 38 00:01:16,550 --> 00:01:19,120 Surely there's-there's some palm to grease 39 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,420 or politician to threaten. 40 00:01:20,420 --> 00:01:22,600 Perhaps there's something to be done. 41 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,730 - Tell me. - I have an in with the governor. 42 00:01:24,730 --> 00:01:26,820 My wife recently became his new mistress. 43 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,470 Oh, that's wonderful. Congratulations. 44 00:01:28,470 --> 00:01:30,220 Thank you so much. Big step up for the family. 45 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:33,310 Anyway, should any news arise, I'll send a telegram. 46 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:37,140 Or better, just call me on my telephone. 47 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:39,750 Oh! You have a telephone. 48 00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:42,180 First in the county. Here, take down my number. 49 00:01:42,180 --> 00:01:43,450 Go ahead. 50 00:01:43,450 --> 00:01:44,970 It's "four." 51 00:01:44,970 --> 00:01:45,970 Got it. 52 00:01:45,970 --> 00:01:48,190 Let me read that back to you-- 53 00:01:48,190 --> 00:01:49,280 four. 54 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,280 Precisely. 55 00:01:55,330 --> 00:01:56,200 I couldn't help but notice 56 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,590 that we put the iPad away 57 00:01:57,590 --> 00:01:58,980 and unplugged the Alexa. 58 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:01,510 Yeah, we're going away to relax and unwind. 59 00:02:01,510 --> 00:02:02,730 We don't want you bothering us. 60 00:02:02,730 --> 00:02:04,420 What if there's an emergency? 61 00:02:04,420 --> 00:02:05,770 None of you are alive. 62 00:02:05,770 --> 00:02:06,990 What kind of emergency could there be? 63 00:02:06,990 --> 00:02:09,210 Stay strong, babe. All right, listen up. 64 00:02:09,210 --> 00:02:10,470 This is a ghost-free weekend, 65 00:02:10,470 --> 00:02:11,470 so none of you guys burn the house down 66 00:02:11,470 --> 00:02:12,820 while we're gone. 67 00:02:12,820 --> 00:02:14,690 I'm looking at you, Thor. 68 00:02:14,690 --> 00:02:16,040 You're not looking at Thor. 69 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:17,440 You could lie to me, babe. 70 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:18,700 Just once. 71 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:20,270 All right, we'll see you all soon. 72 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:22,700 Oh, and just so you know, the contractor will be around 73 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:24,310 doing some odds and ends on the property. 74 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:25,660 Installing the new ja-cu-cu? 75 00:02:25,660 --> 00:02:26,970 We're not getting a ja-cu-cu. 76 00:02:26,970 --> 00:02:28,880 Okay, that was definitely Trevor. 77 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,190 You got one, babe! 78 00:02:30,190 --> 00:02:31,760 Okay. We'll see you. Bye. 79 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,370 Oh. Bye, Sam. 80 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:36,670 You two enjoy making whoopee without us listening! 81 00:02:36,670 --> 00:02:38,680 - You listen? - You don't? 82 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,200 {\i1}So... 83 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:44,860 I hear Sam and Jay are out for the weekend, huh? 84 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:46,860 Anybody want to do it in their bed? 85 00:02:46,860 --> 00:02:50,600 I don't know, maybe somebody who has a shield and is tall? 86 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,040 Riffing off of that, 87 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:53,340 can I interest anyone in a game of charades? 88 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:54,470 Hey, dorks. 89 00:02:54,470 --> 00:02:55,870 - Stephanie. You're awake. - Oh! 90 00:02:55,870 --> 00:02:57,520 - Oh, my. - Stephanie. 91 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:58,700 So soon. That's Stephanie. 92 00:02:58,700 --> 00:02:59,780 She teenage ghost who sleep a lot. 93 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,130 Yeah, Thor. I remember Stephanie. 94 00:03:01,130 --> 00:03:02,700 Sorry. Thor in habit 95 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:04,350 of explaining things to Flower. 96 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:08,840 Flower, beautiful hippie - who was very forgetful. - Just stop. 97 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,360 - Why are you awake? - You guys aren't gonna 98 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:11,710 believe what happened to me. 99 00:03:11,710 --> 00:03:13,490 So, obviously, I've been alone forever 100 00:03:13,490 --> 00:03:14,750 because I died on my prom night, 101 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:16,890 and Trevor says that I'm underage 102 00:03:16,890 --> 00:03:17,930 and it's "illegal." 103 00:03:17,930 --> 00:03:19,930 Still very much standing by that. 104 00:03:19,930 --> 00:03:21,890 And then I meet Ralph in the basement. 105 00:03:21,890 --> 00:03:24,550 He's like a total babe, dead teenager-- 106 00:03:24,550 --> 00:03:26,720 his cholera boils aren't even really that pus-y. 107 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:28,550 It's your classic meet-cute. 108 00:03:28,550 --> 00:03:29,990 We were in love... 109 00:03:29,990 --> 00:03:31,680 and then he just disappeared on me. 110 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,770 Listen, Stephanie, your adolescent breakups 111 00:03:33,770 --> 00:03:35,380 don't interest us. Some of us are 112 00:03:35,380 --> 00:03:38,740 adults who are trying to plan dinosaur-themed weddings. 113 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:41,090 We didn't break up. He got sucked off. 114 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:42,300 What? 115 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:43,870 When? 116 00:03:43,870 --> 00:03:45,700 It was a few months ago. We went up to my attic, 117 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:48,140 and it was so romantic... 118 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:50,920 You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. 119 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,580 Gag me with a spoon. 120 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:55,710 I don't have a spoon. 121 00:03:55,710 --> 00:03:57,280 My friend Paul did. 122 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,840 What was it like having cholera? 123 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,150 Bad. 124 00:04:06,460 --> 00:04:09,070 I've never been this happy. 125 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:11,640 I thought that nothing would ever top the time 126 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,120 that I finally got to try an orange. 127 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,290 Mm. 128 00:04:14,290 --> 00:04:17,160 But this feeling-- 129 00:04:18,820 --> 00:04:20,080 Ralph, wait! 130 00:04:21,340 --> 00:04:22,910 Seriously? 131 00:04:22,910 --> 00:04:25,700 That was rude. 132 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:27,170 Okay. 133 00:04:27,170 --> 00:04:28,830 I'm going back to sleep. 134 00:04:29,790 --> 00:04:32,570 {\i1}Everybody find your suck-off buddy! 135 00:04:32,570 --> 00:04:35,140 We were just kissing and then he just went right up. 136 00:04:35,140 --> 00:04:36,620 Now my life sucks again. 137 00:04:37,490 --> 00:04:39,620 But I guess I rule at frenching. 138 00:04:39,620 --> 00:04:40,880 Wait, wait. So you're saying 139 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,670 Ralph got sucked off a few months ago? 140 00:04:42,670 --> 00:04:44,500 Wait, you wear glasses, but you're not smart? 141 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,320 Yeah, that's good. 142 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:47,590 Nancy, 143 00:04:47,590 --> 00:04:48,630 you said you counted all the basement ghosts 144 00:04:48,630 --> 00:04:50,590 and everyone was there, right? 145 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:53,160 Nancy? Well, yeah... 146 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,590 I may have forgotten Ralph. 147 00:04:55,590 --> 00:04:57,420 Whoa... okay. 148 00:04:57,420 --> 00:04:59,990 I guess it was just a basement ghost. 149 00:04:59,990 --> 00:05:01,690 - My bad. - Seriously? 150 00:05:01,690 --> 00:05:03,390 What? It's dark down there, 151 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:05,300 and we're all wearing the same thing. 152 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:06,820 And if I'm being totally honest with you, 153 00:05:06,820 --> 00:05:09,170 I'm not sure I knew what the correct numbers were 154 00:05:09,170 --> 00:05:10,520 - to begin with. - Great. 155 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,390 I don't understand. If Ralph went up, 156 00:05:12,390 --> 00:05:13,830 then what happened to Flower? 157 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:15,960 What if Flower wasn't sucked off 158 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:19,180 and instead is lost somewhere on the property, 159 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:20,490 alone and abandoned? 160 00:05:20,490 --> 00:05:23,970 No. Flower's definitely in great beyond. 161 00:05:23,970 --> 00:05:25,540 How can you be so sure? 162 00:05:25,540 --> 00:05:28,850 Thor take many walks at edge of property. 163 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:32,370 Flower speak to Thor from great beyond. 164 00:05:32,370 --> 00:05:35,200 Was very meaningful. 165 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:39,420 She say, "I am... well! 166 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:42,950 I am... well!"” 167 00:05:44,860 --> 00:05:46,950 - Mean she at peace. - Thor, is it possible 168 00:05:46,950 --> 00:05:50,740 she was saying "I am in a well"? 169 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:55,570 Oh, my God! 170 00:05:59,050 --> 00:06:00,400 Flower?! 171 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,270 Are you there?! 172 00:06:07,010 --> 00:06:08,150 Thor! 173 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:10,800 Oh, my God! 174 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,460 How did you end up down there? 175 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:16,590 I was chasing a butterfly and I fell in by accident. 176 00:06:16,590 --> 00:06:18,420 But the butterfly didn't fall in 177 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,680 'cause he was flying. 178 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,940 We know how butterflies work, hon! 179 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:23,680 We thought you got sucked off. 180 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:25,640 Thor thought he would never see Flower again. 181 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,900 Did you hear me yelling that I was in a well? 182 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:28,730 Yes! 183 00:06:28,730 --> 00:06:30,250 Is that how you found me? 184 00:06:30,250 --> 00:06:31,470 Yes! 185 00:06:33,170 --> 00:06:34,690 What? Is true. 186 00:06:34,690 --> 00:06:35,870 Well, color me relieved. 187 00:06:35,870 --> 00:06:37,480 Now let's get our girl out of there. 188 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,260 Oh, my dear sweet Pete. If only it were so easy. 189 00:06:40,260 --> 00:06:41,440 What are you talking about? 190 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:42,920 The most hopeless thing in the world 191 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,140 is a ghost in a hole. 192 00:06:44,140 --> 00:06:46,440 What are you guys talking about up there? 193 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,320 Nothing. Have you out in a jiff. 194 00:06:49,490 --> 00:06:51,670 She will not be out in a jiff. 195 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,970 Holes are... bad. 196 00:06:59,370 --> 00:07:00,720 Your carriage is almost ready, ma'am. 197 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:01,590 Reginald, have we heard from the lawyer? 198 00:07:01,590 --> 00:07:03,900 Has he telephoned? 199 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:04,940 No. No one has called. 200 00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:05,940 Ever, I believe. 201 00:07:05,940 --> 00:07:07,160 But to be fair, 202 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,470 there are only seven other phones 203 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:09,510 in the state. 204 00:07:09,510 --> 00:07:11,820 Well, then I must depart, forthwith. 205 00:07:11,820 --> 00:07:13,340 Must you really leave, ma'am? 206 00:07:13,340 --> 00:07:15,780 Yes. I shall pick up my son from boarding school, 207 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:17,260 clear out the bank accounts, 208 00:07:17,260 --> 00:07:19,650 and abscond before the law can catch up with me. 209 00:07:19,650 --> 00:07:20,870 And what about my job? 210 00:07:20,870 --> 00:07:23,350 Right, your job. It is safe. 211 00:07:23,350 --> 00:07:25,220 Until the carriage is loaded. And then you're fired. 212 00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:26,570 Very good, ma'am. 213 00:07:26,570 --> 00:07:27,750 It's the police. 214 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:28,620 - What? - Ma'am. 215 00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:29,710 They're outside, 216 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:31,010 - they're asking for you. - No. 217 00:07:31,010 --> 00:07:32,190 No! Reginald... 218 00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:33,750 ...barricade me in the library 219 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:36,360 and take whatever - bullets you must. - Yes, ma'am. 220 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,500 Have you tried climbing out? 221 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:44,850 I've tried that constantly 222 00:07:44,850 --> 00:07:46,240 for the last few months. 223 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:48,810 My hands just go through the side of the well. 224 00:07:48,810 --> 00:07:50,940 And therein lies the rub. 225 00:07:50,940 --> 00:07:53,210 As you know, for reasons we don't fully understand, 226 00:07:53,210 --> 00:07:55,250 ghosts can stand on a floor, 227 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:56,600 but we go right through a wall. 228 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,390 And the side of the well is effectively wall, 229 00:07:59,390 --> 00:08:01,560 and, as such, impossible to scale. 230 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:05,130 That is why hole something you not want to battle. 231 00:08:05,130 --> 00:08:07,050 But we have Sam and Jay. Maybe they can do something. 232 00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:09,050 Yeah, they could build some stairs or dig a ramp. 233 00:08:09,050 --> 00:08:10,530 Or-or-or cut out a piece of floor, 234 00:08:10,530 --> 00:08:11,830 and lower it down. 235 00:08:11,830 --> 00:08:12,970 But if you remove floor from floor, 236 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:14,400 does it stay floor? 237 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,010 Or does it take on the properties of wall? 238 00:08:16,010 --> 00:08:17,100 We don't have to figure this out right now. 239 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:18,410 Let's just call Sam and Jay. 240 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:19,580 Flower, sit tight. 241 00:08:19,580 --> 00:08:21,230 We're gonna try to contact Sam and Jay. 242 00:08:21,230 --> 00:08:22,890 But I thought you were Jay. 243 00:08:22,890 --> 00:08:24,060 Nope. I-I-I'm Pete. 244 00:08:24,060 --> 00:08:25,940 Nice to meet you, Pete! 245 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:27,330 Pleasure's all mine. 246 00:08:27,330 --> 00:08:30,420 Okay, they put the iPad in that drawer. 247 00:08:30,420 --> 00:08:32,720 This is my greatest challenge yet. 248 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,510 I've pushed many times, but I've never pulled. 249 00:08:35,510 --> 00:08:37,250 Unless you're talking about pulling tens 250 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,080 'cause I've pulled my share of those. T-money! 251 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:40,470 Just open the drawer, Trev. 252 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,830 This may take a while. 253 00:08:47,830 --> 00:08:49,520 I'll be out there. 254 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,790 So how do you guys know so much about holes? 255 00:08:53,790 --> 00:08:56,530 Because we were once stuck in a hole. 256 00:08:56,530 --> 00:08:58,530 Although--It was over a hundred years ago. 257 00:08:58,530 --> 00:09:00,750 I was telling the story. I'm literally the storyteller. 258 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:03,020 Well, jump in, we'll tag-team it. 259 00:09:03,970 --> 00:09:05,320 The year was 18--The year was 1895. 260 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:06,580 Oh, my God. 261 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,890 And it was an unusually temperate spring, 262 00:09:08,890 --> 00:09:11,150 when I stumbled and fell into a pit. 263 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:12,900 In an attempt to rescue me, 264 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,330 Sasappis and Thorfinn fell in, too. 265 00:09:14,330 --> 00:09:16,330 Hetty, where were you at for all this? 266 00:09:16,330 --> 00:09:18,600 I had just returned from Michigan 267 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,900 to discover that Elias had left me for some trollop. 268 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:23,250 As it turns out, of course, 269 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:25,210 he was shoved into the vault and left to die. 270 00:09:25,210 --> 00:09:26,870 So that story had a happy ending. 271 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:29,480 So that's why none of you knew about Elias's secret vault. 272 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:31,090 You were away while he was building it, 273 00:09:31,090 --> 00:09:32,780 and you guys were - stuck in a hole. - Mm-hmm. 274 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,530 And by the time we got out of the hole, 275 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:35,960 Hetty was a ghost. 276 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,140 Accidental overdose celebrating Elias's disappearance. 277 00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:39,970 I used to always say, 278 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,790 "You can never have too much morphine," 279 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,360 but apparently, that is not correct. 280 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,490 Okay, so keep going. Y'all were trapped in a hole? 281 00:09:45,490 --> 00:09:46,970 Nearly a year went by. 282 00:09:46,970 --> 00:09:49,280 We cried, we prayed, 283 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:53,020 we cursed the gods that made floor floor and wall wall... 284 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:55,370 So we decided we had but one choice-- 285 00:09:55,370 --> 00:09:59,120 join hands and navigate our way 286 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,510 through the dirt to the Woodstone basement 287 00:10:01,510 --> 00:10:03,380 and freedom itself. 288 00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:05,160 Weren't you afraid you would get lost in the dirt? 289 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:06,640 That was a risk we had to take. 290 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,820 So we agreed that Sass would lead the way, 291 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:10,610 then Thor, then myself. 292 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:12,520 And...? 293 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:13,870 And that is everyone in the hole 294 00:10:13,870 --> 00:10:15,260 that you need to know about. 295 00:10:16,740 --> 00:10:19,000 Isaac. Okay, fine. 296 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,530 There was another ghost in the hole with us. 297 00:10:20,530 --> 00:10:22,180 Her name was Patience. She was a Puritan. 298 00:10:22,180 --> 00:10:23,660 What-what happened to her? 299 00:10:23,660 --> 00:10:25,270 Yeah, Isaac, what happened to Patience? 300 00:10:25,270 --> 00:10:28,010 Well, we headed off into the dirt abyss, 301 00:10:28,010 --> 00:10:29,360 holding hands. 302 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:30,970 The disorientation immediate, 303 00:10:30,970 --> 00:10:32,370 the dirt infinite, 304 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:34,720 and one false move and--Isaac sneezed and let go 305 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,370 of Patience's hand. 306 00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:38,240 I was covering my nose. It was the polite thing to do. 307 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,550 Patience got separated from the group, 308 00:10:39,550 --> 00:10:40,460 and, uh, for all we know, 309 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:42,070 she's still out there, roaming. 310 00:10:42,070 --> 00:10:43,550 So, you're telling me there's a Puritan woman 311 00:10:43,550 --> 00:10:46,820 just out there wandering around in the dirt? 312 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,080 Yes. 313 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,430 Mm-mm. I don't like that one bit. 314 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:55,300 Mark bring large landship to well. 315 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:56,960 He is planning to fill hole 316 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,440 with liquid stone. 317 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,520 Uh... Liquid stone. I-I think I got this. 318 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:03,830 So, Mark is planning on filling the well up with cement? 319 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,700 Is exactly what Thor just say! 320 00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:07,100 But what happens to Flower 321 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,710 if she gets a ton of cement dumped on her? 322 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:09,790 Well, it can't be good. 323 00:11:09,790 --> 00:11:11,670 Trevor! Hurry up with that iPad! 324 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,190 Trevor! 325 00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:16,410 Mark has landship filled with liquid stone! 326 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:17,980 - What? - As Thor clearly just said, 327 00:11:17,980 --> 00:11:20,460 Mark is readying to fill the well with cement. 328 00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:22,330 So we need to get in contact with Samantha now, 329 00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:24,070 so she can stop him. How's it coming, Trevor? 330 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:25,980 I can't get the drawer open. It's impossible. 331 00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:27,940 Man, Mark is crushing 332 00:11:27,940 --> 00:11:29,950 that mortadella, and I'm so jealous. 333 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:32,080 His telephone is face up on the counter! 334 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,250 - Trevor, you can text Samantha. - I don't know 335 00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:36,260 that I'll have enough time to send a whole text. 336 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:38,080 He's housing that meat pretty good. 337 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,260 This isn't gonna last long. 338 00:11:39,260 --> 00:11:41,570 Do FaceTime, is just one button. 339 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:42,960 Okay, you know FaceTime? 340 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,130 Yeah, you eat that, Mark. 341 00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:46,140 Oh, you eat it real good. 342 00:11:47,610 --> 00:11:49,010 Mark is FaceTiming me? 343 00:11:49,010 --> 00:11:51,750 Aw, this is gonna be expensive. 344 00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:52,790 Hi, Mark. 345 00:11:54,450 --> 00:11:57,280 Quiet. Quiet. One voice. One voice. 346 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,580 Samantha, you must call Mark 347 00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:01,630 and tell him not to cement the well. 348 00:12:01,630 --> 00:12:04,240 Flower's in there. We have found Flower. 349 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:07,240 Also, great-looking hotel room at that price point. 350 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:08,550 Hello? 351 00:12:08,550 --> 00:12:09,900 Mark? 352 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,120 No one's there. 353 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,600 - He must've butt-dialed us. - Huh. 354 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,640 Cheese and crackers, do we not show up on FaceTime? 355 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:17,250 Wait a minute, is that the kitchen ceiling? Mark, 356 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:18,950 you better not be eating my mortadella. 357 00:12:18,950 --> 00:12:20,210 Hey. You guys call me? 358 00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:21,780 No, uh, you called us, Mark. 359 00:12:21,780 --> 00:12:23,220 I don't think so. 360 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,740 Ah, this so frustrating! 361 00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:27,610 Samantha, maybe try new iOS update. 362 00:12:27,610 --> 00:12:28,830 Are you messing with us? 363 00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,180 I don't even know what's real anymore. 364 00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:31,570 How is everything going at the house? 365 00:12:31,570 --> 00:12:33,100 Good. I'm about to start filling in the well. 366 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,140 Oh, are-are we moving forward with that? 367 00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:37,140 Yeah, we talked about it, babe. 368 00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:39,280 An old abandoned well? It's kind of a hazard. 369 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,630 Yeah, but it's gonna be pretty expensive. 370 00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,370 So, what do you want to do? 371 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,850 Will Jay's famous cheapness be our salvation? 372 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,890 You pull the plug and save our girl, 373 00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:50,630 you miserly bastard, come on. 374 00:12:50,630 --> 00:12:53,380 Eh... go ahead with it. 375 00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:54,860 Yeah, I think that's a smart move. 376 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,080 {\i1}Flower, we are running out of time. 377 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,210 You're gonna have to go through the dirt. 378 00:13:01,210 --> 00:13:02,950 Oh, that's cool. It'll be like Woodstock. 379 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,690 There was a lot of mud. 380 00:13:04,690 --> 00:13:05,910 Also hot dogs. 381 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,220 Nobody ever talks about the hot dogs. 382 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,480 Will there be hot dogs? 383 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:09,870 She will never make it through the dirt. 384 00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:11,830 This well is much further from the house 385 00:13:11,830 --> 00:13:13,220 than the hole we were stuck in, 386 00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:15,620 and-- to put it bluntly-- she's Flower. 387 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:16,790 We don't have any other choice. 388 00:13:16,790 --> 00:13:18,360 Okay, I've mapped out the route 389 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,230 from here to the Woodstone basement. 390 00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:21,710 You're gonna need to head due south. 391 00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:23,750 - This way. - If you run into a Puritan, 392 00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:25,360 she may be feral at this point. 393 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,110 Do not engage. 394 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,890 Okay, I got it. 395 00:13:28,890 --> 00:13:32,810 And whatever happens, I love you all. 396 00:13:34,290 --> 00:13:36,720 She say she love Thor. 397 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:39,250 I mean, that was sort of a group thing. 398 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,820 Maybe let the big guy have this one. 399 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,340 I didn't like that! It's scary! 400 00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:46,910 Okay, fire it up! 401 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,650 No! No! 402 00:13:53,870 --> 00:13:55,790 Oh, I can't watch this. Our girl is about to be 403 00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:57,740 cemented alive, and if anyone points out 404 00:13:57,740 --> 00:13:59,400 that we're not alive, I will punch them. 405 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,490 This is terrible! 406 00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:01,840 Where's the concrete? Let's go. 407 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,800 Let's go! 408 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,140 Let's go, 409 00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:07,280 Mrs. Woodstone! 410 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,360 Open up! 411 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,540 This is the police! 412 00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,720 What is that blasted ringing? 413 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,940 Get out of the way, sir! 414 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:16,550 Oh, it's the telephone. 415 00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:18,590 You are trespassing on private property. 416 00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:20,510 Telephone? George, is that you? 417 00:14:20,510 --> 00:14:21,900 Did you speak to the governor? 418 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,600 Do not interfere with the law. 419 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,290 - Oh. - You have no right to be here. 420 00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:27,250 I-I think you have the wrong number. 421 00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,650 Who are you looking for? 422 00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:32,000 No, I-I believe they're two. 423 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,560 You've reached four. 424 00:14:36,570 --> 00:14:38,090 There's no escape, lady. 425 00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:39,480 Damn it! 426 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,530 This is the end of the line! 427 00:14:53,890 --> 00:14:55,240 Flower! 428 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,540 I'm coming down there. 429 00:14:56,540 --> 00:14:58,200 I will guide you through the dirt! 430 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,460 Whoa. Whoa... No, no, no, Thor, it's too risky. 431 00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:03,250 Thor rather spend eternity lost in dirt 432 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:06,600 than another day without his love. 433 00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:09,860 Stop! 434 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,520 I know how to save Flower. 435 00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:23,960 Are you all going to stand there and gawk, 436 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,220 or are we gonna save our friend? 437 00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:32,360 You grab onto this, you dirty bohemian! 438 00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:38,320 I got it! 439 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,500 - All right, Flower. - Come on, Flower! 440 00:15:48,770 --> 00:15:50,030 It's so good to see you guys. 441 00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:52,640 Hetty, I...I don't want to talk about it. 442 00:15:57,650 --> 00:15:59,300 Let's get you home. 443 00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:02,300 Ooh, a butterfly. 444 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,390 No, no, no, no, no! 445 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,050 {\i1}Trevor, 446 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,180 did you know about Hetty? 447 00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:10,490 I didn't. 448 00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:11,880 But you guys were hooking up for months. 449 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,360 I don't know, man. These Victorian dresses, 450 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,880 there's a lot going on under there. 451 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,710 Clasps, corsets, some kind of scaffolding. 452 00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:20,760 Did I come across a cord at some point? 453 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,460 Maybe, but it didn't register as anything out of place. 454 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,370 Ghosts, we're home! 455 00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:27,680 Oh, hey, Sam. 456 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,850 Flower? 457 00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:31,510 Oh, my God! 458 00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:33,380 very funny. 459 00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:35,420 No, really. Flower's back, Jay. 460 00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:37,470 Oh, that's fun, there's two Jays. 461 00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:39,040 I'm the other Jay. 462 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,390 Wait, I'm confused. I thought she was sucked off. 463 00:16:41,390 --> 00:16:43,390 Turn out it was just basement ghost. 464 00:16:43,390 --> 00:16:45,300 Flower fell in well. 465 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:47,000 Flower was stuck in the well? 466 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,180 The one Mark was filling in? 467 00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:49,920 We got her out right before. 468 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,480 But... how? 469 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,660 It has to do with Hetty. We'll catch you up. 470 00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:55,230 Wow, sounds like we really missed out 471 00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:56,620 on quite a lot. 472 00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:58,880 Also, there's a feral Puritan lady ghost 473 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,060 roaming the dirt. 474 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,710 And, uh, Mark ate all of Jay's mortadella. 475 00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:03,410 What? Wh-What's happening? What are they saying? 476 00:17:03,410 --> 00:17:05,760 You're not gonna like any of it. 477 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,680 Hey. 478 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:10,760 Hetty. 479 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:11,680 How you doing? 480 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,900 Good God, it's a pity party. 481 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,640 I'm sorry I wasn't here this weekend. 482 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,990 I did get you a refrigerator magnet. 483 00:17:19,950 --> 00:17:22,950 It was originally for everyone, but, anyway, it's on the fridge. 484 00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:24,560 I know you said you didn't wish to talk about it, 485 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,780 but you've been there for me in the past, 486 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:28,480 and we just wanted to let you know 487 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,170 that we are here for you, 488 00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:32,000 whenever you're ready. 489 00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:35,350 So, we'll give you some space. 490 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,920 I was trying to protect my son. 491 00:17:44,490 --> 00:17:46,760 Elias had disappeared, 492 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,890 and I was being held responsible for his crimes. 493 00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:52,110 I mean, I did do some of the crimes, 494 00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:53,110 but it was mostly him. 495 00:17:53,110 --> 00:17:54,160 He was worse. 496 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,500 I was there, I can confirm. 497 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,200 Anyway, the law was closing in on me, 498 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,640 and I had nowhere to turn. 499 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,070 I felt like I didn't have any friends. 500 00:18:00,070 --> 00:18:01,600 And-and if I had been convicted, 501 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,120 the authorities would've seized everything. 502 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:05,170 My fortune and this home. 503 00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:07,080 But with me gone, 504 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:10,350 my son's future would be secure. 505 00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:12,350 Or so I thought. 506 00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:14,040 - What do you mean? - I thought I was giving him 507 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:18,140 the one thing that he needed for a successful life: wealth. 508 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,090 But then he grew up to be a murderer. 509 00:18:20,090 --> 00:18:21,660 And I now know that 510 00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:23,230 I didn't give him the one thing that he truly needed, 511 00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:26,450 the one thing that none of that money could ever buy: 512 00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:28,190 a mother's love. 513 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,800 It's not necessarily your fault. 514 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,190 A lot of kids grow up without mothers, 515 00:18:32,190 --> 00:18:33,630 and they don't kill anyone. 516 00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:35,540 I'm just saying, it's possible 517 00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:37,680 he would've become a murderer either way. 518 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,900 That's very nice of you to say. 519 00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:43,860 But, no, I made a grievous misjudgment. 520 00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:45,730 Well, it must've been so hard for you. 521 00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:48,170 You probably felt very alone. 522 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,560 Well, I-I spent most of my life 523 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:53,520 projecting a certain image of myself. 524 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,520 But the truth is, 525 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,480 I was very unhappy. 526 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,790 I did not know how to ask for help. 527 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,660 I didn't even that that telephone dialed out. 528 00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:06,010 At the time, I-I saw no other way out, 529 00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:08,750 but it was a mistake that I deeply regret. 530 00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:13,360 I still had so much life yet to live. 531 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,890 You were in a hole. 532 00:19:15,890 --> 00:19:18,460 And sometimes you need help getting out of those. 533 00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:20,720 Thank you both. 534 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,770 And thanks for the refrigerator magnet. 535 00:19:23,770 --> 00:19:27,290 Oh. It's a windmill. Neat. 536 00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:29,290 Hey, Hetty. 537 00:19:29,290 --> 00:19:31,080 I just wanted to say thank you. 538 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,300 What you did for me, 539 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:34,340 revealing your secret to save me, 540 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,210 I know that wasn't easy. 541 00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:37,350 You're welcome, Flower. 542 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:38,690 You're a good friend. 543 00:19:38,690 --> 00:19:40,170 And because you did that, 544 00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:42,180 I'm gonna tell you something now. 545 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:43,740 Something I've never told anyone. 546 00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:44,830 Okay. 547 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,090 I robbed a bank once. 548 00:19:48,090 --> 00:19:49,620 There it is. Mm-hmm. 549 00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:51,620 It's good to have you back, Flower. 550 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:59,370 So, just to be totally sure, 551 00:19:59,370 --> 00:20:03,630 did you turn into an owl at all? 552 00:20:03,630 --> 00:20:04,980 I don't think so. 553 00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:06,370 Yeah, no. 554 00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:10,330 Thor pretty sure you didn't but had to check. 555 00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:12,160 Yeah, of course. 556 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:16,990 Thor very happy to have his Flower back. 557 00:20:16,990 --> 00:20:18,170 Aw! 558 00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:20,610 - I really missed you. - Mm. 559 00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:30,700 Sam, what's happening? 560 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,570 I think you know. 561 00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:34,270 Oh... 562 00:20:34,270 --> 00:20:35,710 Good for them. 563 00:20:35,710 --> 00:20:38,100 Captioning sponsored by CBS 564 00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:48,370 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org